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Carl was at his desk, frantically typing away. He finally had a story and he was going to publish it next week! 'Giant Panda Anniversary Dairy Sale at Turtle and Canary' be damned! This was NEWS!
Of course, this week's glorious paper was already on the stands. Well, stand. Okay, box on his desk.
He really needed some newsies.
Fandom Island Weekly Gazette
April 25, 2012
Page 2
Dear Aunt Fannie,
My tooth fell out last week and I swallowed it. Now my stomach won't stop growling. Did I grow a new mouth in my stomach?
~Confused
Dear Confused,
Yes.
~Auntie F
Carl also needed some writing staff.
Of course, this week's glorious paper was already on the stands. Well, stand. Okay, box on his desk.
He really needed some newsies.
Fandom Island Weekly Gazette
April 25, 2012
Page 2
Dear Aunt Fannie,
My tooth fell out last week and I swallowed it. Now my stomach won't stop growling. Did I grow a new mouth in my stomach?
~Confused
Dear Confused,
Yes.
~Auntie F
Carl also needed some writing staff.
