If anyone has a piece of Resistance news for something that happened Sunday in UMBRIDGE WORLD that they want printed in Monday's resistance paper, let me know! Monday's paper is gonna be a bit thin >_>
Ms. A. McShane has received a new shipment of baking supplies, so anyone feeling the need for some of her special cupcakes (or maybe just some whipped topping) can feel free to stop by her lab kitchen.
Likewise, Miss P. West is pleased to report 'Dite's Decadent Delights has received a fresh shipment of NEW Lady 'Stache Off with Triple Beauty ActionTM, one of the shop's best sellers. This popular multitasking product moisturizes, self-tans, rips every unsightly hair from its pore, and sanitizes your toilets, along with other creative uses. The shop also stocks Lady 'Stache Off Organic1 with bonus buffing pad!
1It's not really organic, but look, the packaging has butterflies on it!
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Date: 2012-07-23 12:37 am (UTC)labkitchen.no subject
Date: 2012-07-23 01:39 am (UTC)1It's not really organic, but look, the packaging has butterflies on it!
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Date: 2012-07-23 02:49 am (UTC)Arms Hotel, Mary found a way to hide more Resistance members. There's still room available if anyone needs it.